Who Is This Then

As my old grandad used to say, if somebody offers you money just take it, they must want you to have it

 

Another one for the great quotes thread

 

Must be Labour with teeth like that ?

 

Is that a welsh or scots MLA then ?

 

Alistair Carmichael ?

 

Is it a carbon based life form?

I win.

 

Does that country share common wealth ?

 

Macron?





That was a joke btw...

 

He’s a Lumberjack?



He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day
He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies and a bra?

Maybe is it Constable Benton Fraser?

 

Well if it's not Trudy Two Shoes that's me done.

 

Ok here goes then.

 

Custer ? Where the feck did that come from ? No.

 

Rhubarb & Custer ?
I used to like Rhubarb & Custard boiled sweets but these days I prefer double cream with Rhubarb Crumble.
And no it's not Rhubarb.

 

treacle pudding ?

 

Is that with custard ?

 

Canadian Liberal party ? One of Justin's team ?

 

Feck no.

 

Oh most definitely yes, nice and hot.

 

Apologies. Hadn't noticed in all the confusion there was a new challenge.

 

Not got a clue. He’s not a Scottish independence advocate twat is he? He looks a potential dim wit ginger.