Who Ate All The Pies

A theme park at Halloween more like , think I'll give it a miss ta!

 

Typical shift at Andrews tbh DD

 

Dilli, don't be joining this this lot mate , you can do it, resist temptation!

Another motivational message to help @dilligaf from Bad Billy

 

Couldn’t stop laughing at that one....

 

There ain't a FAT B@STARD button or you'd have got that!

 

Don't forget to send him a Glasgow Kiss from @MrOrange

 

Dammit.... Want to lose a bit of weight and asda are doing pork pies reduced from 1.85 down to 90p

 

GF8 - Don't listen to Hey Fatty Bum, Bum ... In his mind he looks like a God, Buddha!

Me & @dilligaf are neither limp wristed, nor Homos by the way

 

I rest my case!

 

I was being sexually harassed by you!
I know you are a frequent visitor to Madame Sins pleasure palace ladyboy dept!

 

Too late - already done!

 

Dear weight watchers support group I have a problem. Recently I got on the scales and I haven't a clue how much I weigh can anyone work it out? In kg would be good

 

Get a grip lad, they’re half price so you can eat twice as many!!

 

FFS Ade! Alright they’re a teeensy Weensy bit less than half price! Is my spelling right? How about my grammar? Sodding IAM blokes need everything just right! Mind you I don’t think I read anything about pork pie prices in toadcraft!

 

Look, just cut the pie in half - that's half the calories right? So, you can now eat twice as much!

 

So half a half price pie would that mean 4 times as much?

 

FFS! first Sunday weigh in, no alcohol for a week, exercise every day, no eating crap food, result .... I weighed the same as last week

 

Nah mate! Happens sometimes, will keep at it, the weight will come off if I keep going.
The no alcohol is the difficult part coz when the weekend arrives like most people I normally go & have a few!