Whats your area of expertise

Not bad considering i gave all my points away once to Bry :wink:

 

Yeah I know. ?. Your spending far too just time on here talking bollocks. ?.

 

Well, if you`ve got a talent.....

 

Drug and Alcohol worker, still don't know how that happened? :upyeah:

 

I worked heavily with drugs & alcohol in my late teens/early 20s & i dont know what happened either. 10 years of my life..... A complete blur!

 

I thought it was a bull shark myself, spotted off the coast of Western Oz

 

No the Bull shark or Zambezi as the South Africans call them are more great white shaped and have a flatter nose. You'll be fine swimming with the Sand tiger but the Bull has a bad rap, mostly cos it's one of the only sharks which can travel up Rivers hence more attacks.

 

Bull Shark


Sand Tiger Shark

 

Conquest why have have got pictures of my mother in law? Actually I don't want to know!

 

I keep you all safe by designing and selling chemical plants that handle the nastiest of nasty things. Bromine, Hydrofluoric Acid, Hydrochloric at high concentrations and lots of other nasty things that can kill in horrible ways.
I specify valves, transfer systems, sampling systems and so on to the worlds Pharma industry and get involved in projects as diverse as drugs production for Cancer treatments and oil extraction from sandy deserts all of which use nasties.

Currently working up in Aberdeen on a system for export to the middle east that will handle lots of nasties that I cant tell you about.

All good fun and keeps me in Triumph America splendour

Al

 

Jeez, completely different - one's a big grey fish with sharp teeth and the other is............

 

'Kin right!

 

Head up a health and safety team looking after 2500 people











It really is enthralling..........

 

My manager risk assessed me on how to put a key in filing cabinet and open it - the worlds gone a bit mad

 

Tis the fear of litigation that has made us all seem mad

 

I had to do a risk assessment and method statement for one of our lads sweeping up, ffs! I really struggled to see the inherent risks and the method statement was pretty short too (once I'd re-written it taking all the sarcastic comments out). World's gone tits up!

 

Ive worked in various roles in the motortrade for 13yrs, but supplied parts for the last 7 of those years.

 

Pretend business finance systems expert for a global software company.

I make **** up, draw pretty pictures called heat maps and pretend it is what lots of prospects, customers and other industry experts have said we need to make. Then, when we have made it, I go back to the industry experts, customers and prospects and tell them what we have done is what they need, whether they know it yet or not.

 

Self employed ventilation engineer /sales for the last 8 years I'm either too busy or as slack as a grannies baps