What Next From Labour?

Ha! I cut my own fringe once.....................

 

I've only got 3 candidates, can't vote the lib dems because they want to ignore the biggest vote this country has ever had, and I can't vote for the commie terrorist sympathiser either, so that only leaves me with one option. I'll be voting with cock & balls drawn on my ballot paper.

 

best thing I have read in ages, never mind the tree planting, just tarmac over Swansea

 

Just thought I’d check my election trivia knowledge... I did much better than I thought I would with 5/14


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50680447

 

this pissed me right off

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/politics/10351147/labour-withdraw-nhs-election-video-fake-nurse/

 

Q. How can you tell if a politician is telling a lie?

A. His/her mouth is moving.

 

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Completely fluked it, got 7/14, top "A" level pass these days I reckon.

 

If you can spell your own name, you gain a B

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-sneakily-stealing-Tory-campaign-leaflet.html

 

It will be more than leaflets they’ll nick - and we are over taxed as it is.

 

when you wake up tomorrow, Diane could be our home secretary.

 

I am starting to be as concerned for her as about her. I think she is unwell.

Or some joker has photo shopped her......

 

She says they are a pair, and she can prove it because she's got another pair like it at home

 

I hope the UN saves us if Labour get in. Can you imagine a country run by any party that think Diane Abbott has anything to contribute?!?

Edit: I’m genuinely scared...

 

Me too, I'm bloody terrified

 

I've got a simpler explanation, she probably hasn't seen her feet in over a decade so it's an easy mistake to make.

 

Right... I got my polling card in the post only to find that our usual polling station is not getting used, so that leaves me a 40 mile round trip to vote. So I thinks "postal vote it is then". Which I applied for, got, and posted off.

However, when the candy dates came a calling I told them I had no transport to travel the 40 miles, so unless they put on a car I wouldn't be voting.

Promises promises. Guess who came....?

Yup. Naebdy. And I would have told them I voted by post anyway if they did.