"Boils my piss" I think I've heard before (probably on this forum) but "Grips my shit" (Helmut V) is a new one on me. Did you notice the names that the bonkers couple with dozens of kids had given their poor little sods? Laysie..WTF? Don't they realise she's got years of school to get through, not to mention the rest of her life? Pillocks.