Weather.

Are they Gargoyles
Or rather previous and now missing visitors to chez DD

 

Looks horrendous, better stay home. wouldn't want you to even think about driving in them condititions !!! or any of you southereners, must be scared shitless looking at that.

If you do have to drive, make sure you accelerate hard, brake viciously and generally swerve around the road. And don't worry about stopping, your cars got ABS, so no problems there !

 

My pal had a Range Rover for a few years, then chopped it in for an X5. First time it snowed he made it to the end of the road, mounted a kerb, buckled the wheel and bent the lower control arm !!!!!! Coulnd'nt drive it, had to be recovered and £1000+ worth of damage

 

listen! most, 99.99%, of 4 x4 drivers down here don't know how to drive the damn things in the summer, so they havent got a snowballs chance in hell during the winter,

 

Hmmm! Decided best not take the bike out last night!

 

Hesitant Top box owners! You can see by their faces they are mortified at the thought of putting that £20 PoS on a bike!

 

Only you hesitating everybody else is getting one

 

Look Monty is the only one without a £20 PoS

 

Ok I’m watching the one show snow special!, wtf!! And all it seems to be is women and the odd man bragging about how many inches they’ve had!

 

IT'S JUST SOME FECKIN WEATHER!!!

God, I hate the media.

Except cameramen, there great

 

My missus says to tell you, she'd had 8!

 

Are we still talking snow? If we're talking cock size, if I told you, you'd think I was talking in cm!!!!

 

Today on the way to hospital and sat at a set of traffic lights, what goes the other way,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
an ice cream van

 

I don't fancy yours very much!

 

Yesterday morning, road sweeper in front of me spraying water onto the road, sweeping up mud, leaving the road all damp (i kid you not, -3.5 according to the car) and..... a gritting lorry going the opposite direction.

 

Eeeeeh well at least it’s Spring the morra ! ☀️❄️