Tree at side of house to be felled

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  1. PETER CLARKE

    PETER CLARKE Senior Member

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    Well you guys got rid of the tree problem for me so i am going to help crispey, you need to tell your wife about what is the womens role is in the home (named women's work) and the man of the castle decides what it is that is women's work duties are, warning you may get a blue touch paper moment:) followed by a big explosion.
     
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    PETER CLARKE Senior Member

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    I am now adding spirits to all my hot drinks.
     
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  3. Tigcraft

    Tigcraft Unheard of Member

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    Fokka! Heh heh heh.
     
  4. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    My woman's not international, she's English!!
     
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  5. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    Oh by the way, I got out of it, I said the kickstart ratchet had bust so I couldn't start it.

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  6. Rooster

    Rooster Grumpy Member
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    You don't need a chainsaw you need a Predator

     
  7. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    BADASS or what !!!!!! I just can't quite imagine Peter using that though ;):oops::oops::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::rolleyes:
     
  8. Col_C

    Col_C I can't re...Member

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    Well....
    I usually "tut, tut, look at the state of this thing", I then proceed to give the hoover a full strip down, clean and service. By the time I've finished that SWMBO has usually lost the will to live....and gets on with the hoovering.;)

    Or....you could point out it's a Dyson....so not possible to "Hoover"
     
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