This made me laugh

By that I presume you could hit her over the head with a poker whereas hitting Diane Abbot over the head with a poker would result in a bent poker.

 

I was referring more to the introduction to Percy

 

Yes I know.

 

A 50 year old couple are separated but still live in the same house.
The woman has a date with a 29 year old stud. When she gets back in, the husband says I suppose you had sex? Of course says the woman.
What did he say about your 50yr old tits?
He said they were pert and firm.
What did he say about your 50yr old twat?
You weren’t mentioned.

 

You’re doing well Jack

 

No,no,no! That's just so wrong on so many levels. With the greatest of respect to you DtD 'not even with yours'.

 

her smug, pretentious air has my fists balling... no, not for “pleasure”

 

A guilty prick has no conscience.

 

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Why is everyone panicking about 5G or am i missing the point.

 

Worth a try...

 

Old priti ain't that bad I have had worse WAAF's after a good piss up, mind you we did not call them spunk bowsers for nothing

 

Shagging Dianne Abbot would be like tupping a retarded walrus...

 

"WHAT" a fuggin goat would be more attractive than that, Christ I would sooner become a monk and wear camel hair Y fronts for eternity than put me old man anywhere near that also considering Red Corbyn has probably been goosing it, I have got to go and sit down now just the thought has made me ill.

 

Is it just me...

 

Corbyn must have been knobbing Walrus Abbott, that's how she got so high up in the party. mind you he's no picture, probably the best he could do.

 

We once had a couple of lad's deployed to a remote artic airbase, so we made them what we called a "Klondike Kate" a ironing board with a hole cut into it a face drawn on it and a mop head for hair, now that would still be preferable to Walrus Abbott

 

Damn