This made me laugh

DAY 8 Looking for new games to play
Tucker

 

I was searching for a sheath for my machete, which as it has seen some use in the garden recently, it might be best to get a sheath for it, it is a british army WWII 44 pattern dated 1945. I found this generic type during a search which made me laugh and seemed quite apt as it has a feckin killer sharp edge

 

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back ???

 

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For @Duckadiledundee

 

Now then, that's what started the Corvid madness in the first place!

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/fr239t/during_lockdown_these_things_bound_to_happen/

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/fpz6vw/masterful_melody/