This made me laugh

Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Trump said I need one. I’m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!’, takes one and jumps.
Boris said ‘I’m needed to sort out Britain’. He takes one and jumps.
The Pope said ‘I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.
Angela said to the ten year old: "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting."
The 10 year old replied: "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA took my school bag."

 

If only.....

 

30 percent of nothing is still nothing

 

2 meter my arse

 

home school

 

tailgunner

 

tp

 

The mask is on upside down...

 

you look pretty good without a beard Dilli

 

Yeah ya want me don’t ya

 

equity, when not applied to finance (stocks n shares) means the fairness or equality properties... gender equity means redressing the misogyny with some female eye candy

 

No wonder, poor lass has nothing to look forward to!

 

Thanks for sharing this explanation , DCS.

 

I just posted this on the Coronavirus thread but had to post it again here in the hopes that it will bring a smile to even more forum members' faces during this surreal and challenging time. Enjoy!