This made me laugh

Easy answer here...

...place steak between the boobies, marinade the whole in cold beer.... and devour at leisure.

 

My GP has prescribed me some anti gloating cream. I can't wait to rub it in!

 

Here you go...

 

Corona survival pack for sale, offers

 

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs... Enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotch less panties..?"
"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank Christ for that ! - I thought you were sitting on the fucking cat.. ! "
Poor bastard never even heard the gunshot.

 

Are the beans the best idea for food? If you're needing all that toilet roll, playing roulette with those farts seems a bit risky

 

Make your day more exciting by exclaiming “Mama Mia!!!” after every time you cough or sneeze...