This made me laugh

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Ahhhh.. The oft misunderstood distant relative of the Arctic

 

When you are a retired flatbed driver...

 

A Married Man, named James, was visiting his "Girlfriend" when she requested that he shaves his Beard.
"Oh James, I like your Beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied," My Wife loves this Beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!"
"Oh, please?" the Girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice.
"Oh, really, I can't," he replies" My Wife loves this Beard!"
The Girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in.
That night James crawls into bed while his Wife is sleeping.
The Wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and say, "Tom, you shouldn't be here, my Husband will be home soon!"

 

I believe that's a male bird, who appearently just got a new Rocket 3

 

Tucker

 

If that’s the Corona Virus I definitely want it and and I may not even wash my hands after