This made me laugh

And there’s the reason we are not going to get it

 

I’m sorry but I disagree with your plan to disagree with everything tomorrow. If you’d like to argue about it would you like the five minute argument or the full half hour?

 

You can tell it’s silly time in the morning... WTF is being sneakily black? Gay and eco warrior I can understand... I’ve got a confession dude! I’m sneakily fat... and growing sneakily old



(I do hope you washed your hands though)

 

So let's get this straight, you are a firm supporter of stopping somebody who has a different opinion from yourself from being able to voice that opinion?
Sounds a bit snowflakey to me! Stop it!
Get yourself to Australia now, to warm up a bit before you go full on snowflake


Seriously though, that above was intended as a joke to show the point that getting all antsy and kicking off about other people having different views from yourself, and then going on about it for 4 pages is exactly the kind of thing that snowflakes like Greta or the militant vegans likes to do!
Stop it! Accept others have different opinions from yourself and let it be. Some people like pineapple on Pizza for F**k Sake!

Anyway, some opinion funnies.



And if anybody complains, I will disagree with everything you say from now on; I will find out where you live; I will outlive you; I will go to your funeral and stand in front of everybody and say I disagree with everything that was said about you!

 

..

 

Just the first five minutes.

 

Yeah, that does piss me off that certain groups of people seem to have the 'law' on their side, but as soon as you look at them funny, Oh my! They call the police on you for persecuting them!

These people are scum, and should not be given the level of attention they are getting, but unfortunately, they do. Controversy sells news now, and nothing is more exciting to the media than the latest fad for stirring up controversy.

But not everybody who has a different opinion from us wants to see us in jail. They just dissagree with us, and may want to say so sometimes, but that is all.

 

Just trying it out

 

Are doing the same with the wife today too Mr Duck

 

Well let’s see how many disagrees this gets. You are all a bunch of twats

 

But what about the disagree...

 

Please feel free to disagree with the quoted statement.

 

WARNING!! SCAM ALERT
Keep an eye out for these two women. They're hanging around in Tesco Supermarket in Baguley, Manchester and when you are putting your bags into the car they approach you asking for a lift to McDonald's.
These girls are very convincing and quite attractive!
Once in your car one of them takes her clothes off while getting on top of you to distract you while the other takes your wallet.
I've had my wallet stolen now on the 2nd, 3rd and 4th, twice yesterday and probably two more times tomorrow.

Tesco have wallets for sale for £3.99 but I've found some in Primark for only £1.49 so have bought 4. Also, you never actually make it to McDonalds so I've also lost 11lbs