This made me laugh

I was in the chemist and I said to the assistant, "What gets rid of coronavirus?”
She said, "Ammonia cleaner."
I said, "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here!"

 

And that is my good natured point. I don’t favour group think but I do enjoy a steady supply of Aunt Sallys to knock down and occasionally scar my knowledge in the process.

 

Department of highways budget cuts!!

 

Is that our @Havit he he ....

 

When you going!

 

So I was in the chemist and I said to the assistant
“What gets rid of coronavirus?”
She said "ammonia cleaner."
I said "oh sorry, I thought you worked here...”

 

The agree and disagree buttons are side by side... I think I maybe hit the disagree button now and again. But then, after years of using my hands as welding pliers, spanners and for hammer target practice, they don't play well with ickle teensy weensy buttons. Das my excuse anyways.

Now, Where's the popcorn?

 

I don't understand what all this fuss is suddenly about for washing your hands, as my manager in Dominos always used to say, "When the dirt gets thick enough it'll fall off of its own accord!"

 

In shock news, Love Island pair Curtis and Maura reveal that they faked love for 3 months to cling on to fame.

Try 27 freaking years, said an anonymous This Morning presenter.

 

Due to the shortage of sanitizing hand gel in the shops I decided to make my own. I thought I will use the main 2 ingredients mixed together that are responsible for 90% of all human life on this planet .

Alcohol and spunk.

 

Boris Johnson says the Army may be deployed to mitigate the spread of Coronavirus.

Shave off! Marksmanship standards must have improved since I was in.