This made me laugh

Rane, wynd, snoe and frezing tempratyures ……. this is a really bad spell of wevver!!

 

Not a new idea, the old ones years ago had loops on each end to fit a belt [before adhesive strips] so you could always if desired put a loop around each ear and " tad da" instant spray mask or for working on brakes ect ect, never tried it but seen it done

 

Don’t worry it’s not contagious it’s all in the mind

 

Cheers

 

Clever silliness - points to ponder!

Keep scrolling down - there's lots here---->

Questions to ponder:

1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

3. Do twins ever realise that one of them is unplanned?

4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".

8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.

Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.


Confusions still unresolved:

1. At a cinema, which arm rest is yours?

2. If people evolved from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?

4. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

Vagaries of English Language!

Ever wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?

Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?

How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?

If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?

If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

How do you get off a non-stop Flight?

Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?

Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?

Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having to practice at the cost of the patients?

Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?

How come Noses run and Feet smell?

Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?

What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?

Did you know that if you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them?

 

The Twelve Commandments for Growing Old

#1 - Talk to yourself, because there are times you need good advice.


#2 - Consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit.


#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.


#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.


#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."


#6 - These days, "on time" is when you get there.


#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.


#8 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes,
then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?


#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.


#10 - You thought growing old would take longer.


#11 - Aging sure has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.


#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age, and hope you never will.


And one more:

So...….you know you are growing old when "one for the road" means taking a pee before you leave the house...

 

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you have been warned

 

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