This made me laugh

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Havit, Sep 23, 2015.

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  1. David Cooper

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  3. MadMrB

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    Amazing that he didn't come off...even more so that he didn't lose any ground on those in front :D
     
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  4. David Cooper

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    This flooding’s not all bad.....

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  6. Big Sandy

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
    The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
    Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.
    You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but...
    Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your
    willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."
    The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got £9,000 in insurance
    compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's £1,000 an inch."

    The man perks up at this. "So," the doctor says, "It's for you to decide how
    many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your
    wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a
    nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one
    before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might
    be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."
    The man agrees to talk with his wife.

    The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you spoken
    with your wife?"

    "I have," says the man.

    "And what is the decision?" asks the doctor.



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  7. Big Sandy

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  9. crispey

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    Wow! That’ll have left a skid mark!
     
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  10. Bad Billy

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  11. Bad Billy

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  13. Bad Billy

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    Alright alright, shoot me :rolleyes:, some of us don't have time to read every page of every thread ya know!

    But if you are the duplicate police DD, best you start at the beginning of Bikes & Babes & start outing all the doubles, shouldn't take more than a month & 2 boxes of Kleenex :po_O:laughing:
     
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  14. OsteKuste

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  15. freck

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    I really don’t think anyone minds duplicates too much in Bikes & Babes. :heart_eyes:
     
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  18. andypandy

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    A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.

    She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'

    He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'

    So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.

    One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 metre board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.

    After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

    She said, 'That was incredible!'

    He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'

    So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.

    After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath.

    He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'

    'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Liverpool but I worked both sides of the Mersey.
     
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  19. Big Sandy

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  20. Dave C

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