This made me laugh

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I was walking through a quarry…I said to the foreman, "That sure is a big rock!"
"Boulder," he corrected me. So I stuck out my chest and shouted, "THAT SURE IS A BIG ROCK!!"

I just found out that I'm color blind. The news came completely out of the green!

 

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Just getting the bathroom done

 

That is so wrong on many fronts, at least they did not make his man hood the flusher

 

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how deep into the boot is the handlebar???

 

I asked the Doctor a similar question today

 

I've finally found the answer to all of the worlds most difficult questions.

 

I was showing my doctor the nasty rash i've got on my bum today. He seemed a bit hesitant and uncomfortable and he didn't want to touch it.


He just said "Make an appointment for next week" and carried on pushing his trolley round Asda ...

 

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