This made me laugh

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What man...?

 

she has released candles for sale that "smell like my vagina"

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion...ing-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina-goop

 

Good morning

 

"What fish heads"

 

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Old Rugby song,

All The Nice Girls Love A Candle
(Ship Ahoy)

All the nice girls love a candle,

All the nice girls love a wick,

For there’s something about a candle

Which reminds them of a prick.

Nice and greasy, slips in easy,

It’s a young girl’s pride and joy,

Just to walk along the front,

With a candle up her c#nt.

Ship ahoy girls, ship ahoy.

02/9/14
songs rugbysongs

 

This Dr of internal medicine, he inspires me by putting his list of specialties in “speech marks”!

 

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Didn't know you had one old chap.

(apologies, couldnae resist.)