This made me laugh

A big tick for Justin Beiber as he talks about Lymes disease.....


Get my coat, shall I?

 

love this

 

I think you might be on the wrong forum then

 

Harry will never be the king, but Edward will always be a queen.

 

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Good Morning Britain viewers were shocked when a penis was openly on display during Friday's edition.

Piers Morgan doesn't usually work on Friday.

 

Tory Transport Secretary Grant Shapps has said Northern Rail has the finances to "only continue for a few months."

Passengers praise the good news, given that the rail operator finally has a timetable it'll be sticking to.

 

I gave up my seat on the bus yesterday to a frail old lady, my manager seen my good deed on CCTV and I've now lost my job as a bus driver

 

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This time next year we will be millionaires...........
Oh, I forgot, you already are.
That's probably why you still want the taxpayer to pick up your security costs of £600000 a year and still want to live rent free in a house that has just had £2.4million spent on it.

 

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Someone just tried to charge me £100 for some protein powder. I thought ‘that’s whey overpriced’.

 

That was exactly right for me but my head can't work out why, must be the whiskey.

 

it worked out for me, must be karma so I will start looking. Trouble is it will work next year also, and the year after. to infinity and beyond