This made me laugh

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  1. Winglad

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    #1641 Winglad, Jan 15, 2017
    Could anyone pls explain it to the stupid German...!?
     
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    #1642 Winglad, Jan 15, 2017
    Thanks DD! :D

    Should I erase my question with the dogs then??? :eek:
     
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    #1643 Winglad, Jan 15, 2017
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    The Freudian slip:

    Talking to a friend the other day, he told me about an embarrassing situation that had happened to him a while ago in Atlanta.

    He was approaching the airport's ticket counter and behind it, with a broad smile and simply overwhelming breasts the ground staff lady asked him: "What can I do for you, sir?"
    And he said without thinking: "Two pickets to Titsburgh please..."

    The next day, me and my wife were sitting at the breakfast table.
    I was going to ask her: "Could you please pass me the salt, sugar?"
    But instead I said: "You ruined my life, you bitch."
     
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  4. Winglad

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    #1644 Winglad, Jan 15, 2017
    I'll get better, I promise... :rolleyes::D:D:p
     
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    #1645 stevethegoolie, Jan 15, 2017
    Nobody like a smart arse!:(
     
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    #1647 Sceptic Al, Jan 15, 2017
    My daughter sent me this today so I thought I would share
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    #1648 Sceptic Al, Jan 15, 2017
    Found this on my 'puter, enjoy?
    image_03.jpg Elevator.jpg Flossing.jpg Vibro.jpg
     
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    #1649 Dougie D, Jan 15, 2017
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    made me smile
     
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    #1650 Havit, Jan 15, 2017
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    #1651 Havit, Jan 15, 2017
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    #1652 Havit, Jan 15, 2017
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    #1653 MrOrange, Jan 16, 2017
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  14. Havit

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    #1654 Havit, Jan 16, 2017
    I posted this a while ago, still funny though :D
     
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    #1655 stevethegoolie, Jan 16, 2017
    Thought I'd seen it before. Still made I larf though!:D
     
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  16. Havit

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    #1656 Havit, Jan 17, 2017
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  17. sprintdave

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    #1657 sprintdave, Jan 17, 2017
    Wayne youre a star. I dont know where the fe*k you get all the stuff from but thanks for all the laughs and please do NOT run out . Excellent.
     
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    #1658 Havit, Jan 17, 2017
    Im here to please ;):D:D
     
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  19. Winglad

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    #1659 Winglad, Jan 17, 2017
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    You got the honor of starring, eh starting page 100! :)
     
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    #1660 Havit, Jan 17, 2017
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