This made me laugh

Dilli!!!

 

Love it

 

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That's feckin' AWESOME, David!!

 

I agree except in our house the spousal roles are switched when it comes to the bike parts deliveries.

 

Im guessing she will be most upset by that photo. Maybe?

 

you mean after that photo he’s still alive?!?

 

Must of been a hell of a fart

 

Smug bitch!

 

To be fair, the rest of her clothes look a tad tatty...

I’m guessing the slot machine she’s playing doesn’t pay out much?

 

I popped round to see a mate last night, walked in and a dog ran up to greet me "oh, you've got a new dog" I said, he replied that him and his wife had collected him from the dog rescue a few days earlier, "he can do Morse code" said my mate, "don't talk rubbish" I said, to which he says "watch this", he showed me to the lounge where on a low table sat a Morse code machine, he promoted the dog to use the machine and with it's paw the dog began, dot, dot, dash, dash, dash, dot, dash, dot, dot dot, I said how amazing and asked my mate what the dog had said " woof, woof, he said,