This made me laugh

Is the bloke’s name “Justin”

 

I thought ALF stood for Alien Life Form, seems I was wrong and it stands (barely) for A Little Fucker!

 

fitted enough catheters to say its average for gents from the north

 

at that point we see them as just 6ft cocks instead

 

Appears to be from a red meat defficiancy

 

If any of you read my post from yesterday in the Missing Person thread describing my female riding buddies perception of men's sense of humor vs. women's, the last 11 posts in this thread just lent credence to their observations that much of men's humor revolves around their body parts.

 

Riding home for Christmas!

 

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Blokes being blokes, if shown, are predestined to mock another man’s “John Thomas”, no matter of length, breath or mass! The exception is where sizes produced are gargantuan and resembling telegraph poles, in which case a slightly more reverential note is added to the jibes! Such as “Jesus Christ, I wouldn’t like to see the state of the harbour when that’s been into dock!”

nb. It is considered bad form to be sporting a woody if your Hampton does require inspection by a medical professional (by the likes of @Judd Dredd for instance)

 

Death wish?

 

My kinda people, straight to the point

 

Our local amateur dramatics group will be performing ‘The History of Hovis’ ..... I’ve been invited to play a roll.

 

You ought to go professional then you would get some dough for your roll!

 

The theatre company wants to maintain its amateur status - they have promised to provide food for the cast .... but have made it clear it won't be a whole meal. <GROAN>

 

they gotta earn a crust some how!