This made me laugh

I thought of you in the post, you can get them from Wish online

 

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I got so drunk last night that I started a fight with a mop.

To be fair. I wiped the floor with him...

 

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Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.
They managed to bag six.
As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose.

The two lads objected strongly. 'Last year we shot six.
The pilot let us take them all and he had the same sort of plane as yours.'

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.
However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick: 'Any idea where we are?'

Mick replied, 'I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year.'

 

Hahaha

 

Unfortunately, looking at current British politicians, we’d be better off!

 

Wasn‘t his name Robert Koch???

 

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Old memory, next to my favorite pub was a laundry mat, pub would close and we would go for dryer rides in the big commercial dryers. Door open, no heat cycle.

 

The Beast of Bolsover - Great politician. If you could just make all the others as hard working and honest as him. I have the great honour of having received a letter of reply from the great man.

 

Hmm, I guess I was a pioneer with the dryer rides in the 70's

 

Excellent candidate for a spoonerism, I think!