This made me laugh

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Has anyone else noticed (well you must have I suppose) that the same jokes get repeated very close to each other ? Then they'll come round again in a few months time. Very useful on a forum like this.

 

What with the Laughs thread and the Babes & Bikes thread I sometimes feel I’m living Groundhog Day...

Deja Vu

Or a glitch in the Matrix.

Not sure which but there is something familiar with quite a few posts.

 

I love Viz. it’s so intellectually stimulating.

 

@Timmy Tucker believes in recycling

 

Vegans - the potato aka as Spud, Born with eyes, but confined to an underground prison of total darkness where no movement is allowed, only to have there umbilical cord to their mother severed and their life process stopped. Tasty huh.

 

My smart ass mate said the only food that makes him cry are onions.... he changed his mind when I threw a coconut at his head

 

Mick "I`ve been dating twins"
Paddy "That`s great, but how do you tell them apart?"
Mick "That`s easy, Shona has blonde hair and Michael has a moustache"

 

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