This made me laugh

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I remember seeing something similar where the car had been stolen and they’d ripped the stereo out and left it in the parking space.

 

fookin’ roastin!

 

A married couple are lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says, "Darling, as this is such a special occasion I think that it is time I made a confession. Before we were married, I was a hooker for eight years."

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says "My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit!"

She said "I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played for Hull Kingston Rovers."

 

Had to read that twice doh!

 

Me too - very funny!

 

I likes it when a plan comes together...