This made me laugh

One for Ade

 

They'd be the ones that just got off their Bmws to look at what they'd wished they'd bought!

 

The day I hear the voice "Buy a BMW! Buy a BMW! Buy a BMW! Buy a BMW! Buy a BMW! Buy a BMW! Buy a BMW!" in my head I know it is time

 

Disappointed it doesn't tell you how to fit a power band.
That would make it a real class magazine bruv

 

Only when I switch the bike off

 

BACK PRESSURE
Re- bore and oversized ring required
WORN - OOT - SCRAP IT

 

Oh, so much gayety...

 

A man with a winking problem applies for a position as a traveling salesman and goes in for an interview.


“Looking at your résumé, I can see that you’re more than qualified,” says the interviewer. “Unfortunately, we can’t have our sales reps constantly winking at customers, so we can’t hire you.”

“But wait,” says the man. “If I take two aspirin, I stop winking.”

“Then show me,” replies the interviewer.

So the guy reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a pile of condoms in all different shapes, sizes, and colors before finally finding a packet of aspirin. He pops the pills and immediately stops winking.

“It’s great you stopped winking,” says the interviewer, “but we can’t have our salesmen womanizing all over the country.”

“What do you mean?” asks the man. “I’m happily married.”

“How do you explain all the condoms?” asks the interviewer.

“Oh, that,” sighs the man. “Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?”

 

And that as a Scotsman? Christ on a bike!

JD is pony and that bloody snake has no taste whatsoever. Prolly Yank and all...

 

Give me JD over whisky any day! . Bloody awful stuff, don't mind a macallan, but most is bouffin!!!!