This made me laugh

I went to into a brothel last night and said how much for anal?
She said "Sixty quid"
I said"that's a bit expensive i think i'll leave it"
She said "Tight Arse!"
I said "Oh ...go on then"

 

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What's Mr duel sport holding ??

 

Someones nanna needs to turn the heating up

 

As my dad would say " she'll have someones eye out with those"

 

The Board of Directors of the Company were called in to the chairman's
office one by one until only Jerry, the junior member, was left sitting
outside.

Finally it was his turn to be summoned.
He entered the office to find the chairman and the other eight directors
seated around a table.

He was invited to join them, which he did. As soon as he had sat down
the chairman turned to Jerry and asked;

"Have you ever slept with Miss Foyt, my secretary?"
"No, certainly not" Jerry replied.
"Are you absolutely sure?" asked the chairman.
"Absolutely; I've never laid a hand on her."
"You'd swear to that?"
"Yes, I swear I've never slept with your secretary."

"Good ........ then you can be the one to fire her."

 

How do you tittilate an osselot?

Oscillate it's tit a lot!

 

Actually I think the temperature is about right!

 

Penis enlarger...?