This made me laugh

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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant
when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table,
gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, ...
then says she'll see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says,
"Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife.
"I've had enough, I want a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband,
"but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris ,
no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany ,
no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club.
But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies

 

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It never takes long for the p1ss taking does it

 

Fecking Thomas Cook
That was the little bit of winter sunshine I booked for end of Jan, just had a quick look at booking same place with several other different companies and they are all much more money!

 

Perhaps thats a clue why they went bust

 

More like profiteering by those that are still trading!
Less competition equals higher prices.

 

FFS I hope you can get your money back mate....

 

I am sure I will mate, as I booked a package which is protected, I feel sorry for the poor buggers that have booked weddings abroad over the coming weeks.

 

TBH mate I had pretty much resigned myself that they were going under, Mrs Billy will still get her winter break mate, like you say I will let the dust settle a bit before trying to book anything else.

EDIT - I hear Jezez & Almeria are very nice in January!

 

I wasn't planning on going to watch racing for goodness sake, what kinda guy do ya think I am?







Was planning on doing some racing mate!

 

Yep I'll be sure to mention it & show her your photo before you come to Oulton Park on Friday , just so she can thank you (with a frying pan)!

 

I feel sorry for anybody booking a wedding!