This made me laugh

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Don't know, if this is still funny after undergoing translation; let's try:
The other day I was telling Mom about the Apple Watch.
After describing the thing for a while, my Dad (84) suddenly said (in German):
'What the hell is Äppelworscht?' (Was zur Hölle ist Äppelworscht?)

Äppel, is hessian German for Apple plural
Worscht means sausage

Since that day this gadget is called Äppelworscht in my family...

 

Hi Capt.
Never had a problem with what we call a Minger, (the low life, water shy dirt ridden slob who won't keep him/herself clean). But while away in a hot, dry and sandy place about 10 years back a Flight Lieutenant who was kicked out of a clean, sand free air conditioned single room in our accommodation block and had to spend the remaining 4 months of his detachment in 'temporary accommodation' aka, sharing a tent with 20+ other blokes with just about no privacy and limited air conditioning, very nice when the day temp was 40+ degrees. You could find his room with your eyes shut because of the fumes. His room was described as a rotting festering shit heap and had to be cleaned and sanitised before it could be used again.

 

It seems that due to congestion and parking restrictions in down town Allepo, people are having to find new places to park

 

hoot hoot hoot, how true

 

My last one for 2016, Happy New Year to all

 

Whilst having a clear out of my puter I found these
Apple oggies if they've been put up before
Enjoy

Oh and Happy New Year to All

 

First in 2017, hope you all have a prosperous and Happy New Year with uneventful miles

 

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2NCco...ctory/curiosities/2014/march/so_you_think.htm

 

http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2009/poot.htm