This made me laugh

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@Ron Ashurst bet that's the first time someone's said that's a big one youve got Ron.

Love you Tucker

 

Bit of kiwi humour, could be greyhounds/pigeons/motorcycles

 

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And the new drug for lesbians called “tridixagain”

 

Had a problem rat, funny what he found appetising, no problem now. (Apologies if this should be under pet thread)

 

At least it didn’t die under your floorboards. We used to live in a 300 of year old cottage and every now and again ‘something’ would die and slowly mummify under the floorboards. There was nothing you could do about it.

The smell was revolting (like peasants) and lasted for weeks.

Yuk - made u gag... ewww!

 

I had layed big bait in the ceiling and was worried about it dying in the walls/roof, thankfully it was sitting by the fridge when I came in and not blown yet.
Took a couple of hour to air the room and vacuum up the mess (including beanbag beads all over the floor)

 

I think to really evaluate I’d need to use my depth indicator on that one.

 

Sorry, I'll get me coat!