This made me laugh

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How's your day going?

 

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A blonde was knocking door to door looking for work and at one house she got lucky and was asked to paint the porch, a substantial structure going all along the front and down one side of the house.
After 30 minutes she knocked on the door to get paid which stunned the householder. “All done” said the blonde, “wow that was quick” said the householder, “yes and I’ve given it two coats for good measure, but by the way, it’s an Audi, not a Porsche.”

 

Buy her one of these...



Saw it today in Norfolk.

 

And here's just some cards that sum up life perfectly...

This is for Dilli...





One for @Sandi T.





This one is especially mine...

 

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We had one that said, with a photo of a shotgun...

"We shoot every third salesman.

The second one just left."

The amount of doorknockers that started their spiel with "I'm not selling anything, but..."

Gave them advice on sex and travel.