This made me laugh

Last night at 3 am my neighbour unexpectedly called.


I was so surprised I dropped my power drill.

 

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This explains why there are no sprogs then @Dozers Dad!!!

 

Wasn't supposed to be a debate about kids mate, more a joke about using the 'tradesman's entrance'

 

Well if youngsters take on-board Northampton General Hospital advise then I predict many schools closing in your area!

 

It is sooooo rare to have to explain a joke to you mate , you have obviously stopped drinking, go sit on the naughty step with a bottle of Bushmills & don't return until it's empty!