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Feckin brilliant mate

 

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG insurance company one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers five years ago, you would have nothing today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago, you would have nothing today
But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco's, drunk all the beer, then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received a £214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
A recent study found that the average Brit walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Brits drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be British!!

 

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WTF

 

I want one...

 

Made and owned by a genuine Space Cadet...

Sadly one with bugger all talent.

 

My favourite all time comedian, the late,great, Les Dawson.