This made me laugh

A bloke walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
CHEESEBURGER: £1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: £2.50
HAND JOB: £10.00

He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. "Can I help you?" she asks. "I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs. "I am." The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."

 

Thinking of a tour this summer :-
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/25U2f...ry/curiosities/2009/unfortunateplacenames.htm

 

Wetwang is not far from Chateau Goolie - not far from Thwing!

 

9 months later!!!

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So, they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry,' Jack said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about nine months ago?'

'Yes, I do.' Said Bob.

'Did you, ER, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'

'She just died and left me everything.'
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... you know you smiled... now keep that smile for the rest of the day!)

 

I went into the confessional box after years of being
away from the Church.
Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.

On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish
whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and
chocolates.

Then the priest comes in. I say to him, "Father, forgive
me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to
confession, but I must first admit that the confessional
box is much more inviting than it used to be."

He replies: Get out, you idiot. You're on my side!"

 

That place called Boring i put a pic up here somewhere with the town it's twinned with Dull!

 

Found it

 

There is a little village just outside of Bere Regis in Dorset called Shitterton

 

we could have a competition ,,who can photograph the funniest signs when out on our bikes

 

What about "Six mile bottom" in Cambridgeshire.

 

There's a Nob Hill in San Francisco..

 

I live near a Cock Lane...

Google map link

 

I dunno, your rant has made me smile,

 

I've just bought a jehovas witness advent calendar, trouble is, every time I open a door a little voice inside tells me to fuck off.