This made me laugh

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  1. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    A bad workman always blames his fools… Tools, I meant tools. Stupid keyboard…

    "Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me. "Well, it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009," I informed him. "Really?" he asked. "No," I replied.
     
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  2. Big Sandy

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    A man walks into a book shop, as asks the cashier "Do you have any cookery books with advice on using Oxo?"

    "No" replied the cashier, "We're out of stock."
     
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  3. Big Sandy

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    Nice church conversion....

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  4. Bad Billy

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  5. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    My dog only responds to commands in Spanish.

    He's Espanyol.
     
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  6. Wessa

    Wessa Cruising

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    Oh come on DD some of the antics from our politicians rack as some of the funniest actions/jokes ever made.......
     
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  7. crispey

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    Tragedies more like
     
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  12. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    I saw my female friend in the pub earlier. She showed me her new tattoo of Chinese letters.

    "What does it mean?" I asked.

    "It means 'love and peace'" she said.
    I looked it up. I haven't got the heart to tell her it actually means 'Choose one of the tattoos below'
     
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    Easy explanation.

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    Move over dad

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  20. Dave C

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    #12560 Dave C, Jun 21, 2019
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    Guess I who bumped into at Specsavers yesterday......everybody :cool:
     
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