This made me laugh

The problems with wind power.

 

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I cried laughing at this.

 

Brilliant and very funny

 

I got asked the time by a Yodel delivery driver earlier.

I told him it was sometime between 8am and 6pm.

 

Be Proud to be British. We know where every untaxed car is located among the millions of UK car owners but we haven't a clue where the millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Why doesn't Theresa May put the DVLA in charge of immigration !!!!

 

Coincidence:-

A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman sitting next to him said, ‘How about that? I just ordered champagne, too!’ ‘What a coincidence’ the farmer said. ‘This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.’ This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,’ said the woman.’ ‘What a coincidence!’ said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: ‘What are you celebrating?’ ‘My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!’ ‘What a coincidence!’ said the man. ‘I’m a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.’ ‘That’s great!’ said the woman, ‘How did your chickens become fertile?’ ‘I used a different c.o.c.k,’ he replied. The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said ‘what a coincidence’!

 

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BMW Indicator.

 

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