This made me laugh

An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a hooker standing at her door:

She asks him! "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?”

"No girl, that is no longer possible for me!" He replies.
The hooker says! "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!"
They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs 5 times in a row.

"Oh my goodness!" Says the hooker, breathless! "And you said that it was no longer possible for you!"

The old man replies! "Screwing is still going well, it's the paying for it that is no longer possible!"

 

Also available on the Brexit thread!

 

Maybe it is actually her dad?

 

Just hard wired my new rectifier to the stator
Spot the cock up

 

I'd get some of the heat shrink cover stuff - it makes ur work look professional and not like a half-pissed sparky.

What are you going to do next? Cut the tubing so you can get the wire to feed though where its supposed to be...

This is a bit like the 'dropping the bike' thread - I think we've all done it - wired something up perfectly only to find you didn't run the wires properly and have to do is again from scratch. Several times over in my case!

 

Aye, separated it all off and doing it again, under the tape I am using solder seal wire connectors. Shrink wrap is on there, etwwen the brown tape and yellow wires, just not enough gonna do it again and and make it a much better job

 

These are the same connectors as used by triumph. Excellent. Better by miles than the tat Halfords sell. Got them from mouser.



Sorry - Off topic!

 

An elderly woman, well into her eighties, slowly entered the front door of a 'Sex Shop'.

Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbled the few feet across to the counter.

Finally grabbing the counter for support, and s-tut-ter- ing, she asked the sales clerk, "Dooo youuuu have dilllldooos?"

The clerk, (trying hard not to laugh), politely replied, "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models. . ."

The old woman then asked: "Doooo youuuu carry aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk ... aaand rrunns on bbaatteries?"

Trying not to laugh, and with a little smile creeping around his mouth, the clerk responded, "Yes, yes we do."

She stammered, "Dddooo yyoouu kknnnooww hhhoww ttooo ttturrrnn iittt offff?"

 

Is that no wee Jimmy Crankie?

 

Very much a case of "They see 'Legend', I see 'Leg end'."

 

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