This made me laugh

Mary had a little lamb
Her father found it dead
And now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread.

I blame that there Wayne chappy for reminding me!

Also ...

Mary had a little lamb
The midwife fainted!

And finally ...

Auntie Mary had a canary
Up the leg of her drawers
When she farted
It departed
To a round of applause!

Oh what a childhood I had!

 

One of the engineers at my previous employ was Wayne Kerr......true!

 

Officers mess.
1st officer. "I see Carruthers has just been court martialled for having sex with a gorilla"
2nd officer. "Good God! male or female"
Reply. "Oh female of course, nothing wrong with Carruthers!"

 

My first teaching job had -

Mrs Tune, music teacher
Mr Wood, woodwork teacher
Dr & Mrs Organ, biology teachers

Currently work with a Mr Mein and Ms Mohan !!!
(he isn't, she is).

 

Over the years I've worked with
Steve Wright
Will Smith
And Steve Davis

 

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
to get the postman a letter
When she goth there
The cupboard was bear
So they had it without
It was better​

 

i used to have a customer called Mr A Pine-Coffin don't think he was an undertaker though

 

Used to come across a guy in my job years ago who was small, thin and had snow white hair. His name was Jack Frost.

 

Putin singing Blueberry Hill ,this is from a charity do in 2010

 

Can I get away with Mustapha Baba, a guy we met in Sharm el Shite!

 

Way back in my early RAF career there was a 'vertically challenged' (short arsed) officer in the Station admin office called Squadron Leader Ian Martin Little (aka I'm Little).

 

I had an uncle called Bob !!!!