This made me laugh

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There's a small glimmer of hope in this world. Scientists have invented a form of viagra in a tea bag. It dosnt help your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit from going soft.

 

Ain’t that the feckin truth

 

I have three lads (that I know of), and think this is SO true!

 

The manufacturer called “Labour” do something similar but in a different colour. I recall they called the hue “Shit Brown” on the basis that everything it touches turns to sh..

They think “Shit Brown” might be back in fashion shortly so are mixing up a massive batch to paint the whole country...

 

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The alternative charge could be handling swollen goods

 

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