This made me laugh

Little Tyrone Demetrius Jamal Sussex looks cute...

 

Thought his name was Arthur?

 

You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and have stepped out on the front steps of the church.

The photographer raises his camera.

Following a family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together..

You and your new bride stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands as your friends and family eagerly wait.

The photographer gives the signal and you and your bride open your hands toward the sky.Not a dry eye anywhere, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity...

 

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Anti-Theft Deterrant

 

Kind of fell on stony ground, seeing as the bookies are betting its gonna be Arthur.

What I meant was Arfa... .

Sigh.

 

Arfa one, Arfa t’other...

 

Arfa Royal, Arfa commoner.....

Coat, anyone?

 

Just throw the Mike down...

 

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I only ride ’em, I don’t know what makes ’em work.

 

Good luck collecting that fine...

 

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