This made me laugh

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Havit, Sep 23, 2015.

  1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.
Page 589 of 1873
  1. Cyborgbot

    Cyborgbot Guest

    #11761 Cyborgbot, Apr 28, 2019
    Come on that's not happening. Not at room temperature! ;):laughing:

    Sorry - that's a Physics joke.

    A bad Physics joke...
     
  2. Dave C

    Dave C Elite Member

    Dec 22, 2017
    1,831
    800
    North Dorset
    #11762 Dave C, Apr 28, 2019
    • Funny Funny x 2
  3. Dave C

    Dave C Elite Member

    Dec 22, 2017
    1,831
    800
    North Dorset
    #11763 Dave C, Apr 28, 2019
    Can you imagine, "slow down, no, no it's left here....do you not listen to a word I say" :D
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
  4. Cyborgbot

    Cyborgbot Guest

    #11764 Cyborgbot, Apr 28, 2019
    And that is the only reason this innovative product never became an over night success...:rolleyes:

    :joy:
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  5. Havit

    Havit Admin
    Staff Member Subscriber

    Jul 17, 2015
    9,657
    1,000
    Kent
    #11765 Havit, Apr 28, 2019
    The Police have found a large number of dead crows on the A1081 just outside Harpenden early this morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
    A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.
    The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
    By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
    The investigators then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
    They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
  6. Dave C

    Dave C Elite Member

    Dec 22, 2017
    1,831
    800
    North Dorset
    #11766 Dave C, Apr 28, 2019
    We've not long had that one Havit :eek:
     
  7. darkman

    darkman Crème de la Crème

    Oct 26, 2015
    7,633
    1,000
    Southcoast of the UK Earth
    #11767 darkman, Apr 28, 2019
    Still made me laugh :)
     
    • Agree Agree x 3
    • Funny Funny x 1
  8. Ken walburn

    Ken walburn Noble Member

    Jun 28, 2017
    889
    300
    Essex
    #11768 Ken walburn, Apr 28, 2019
    • Funny Funny x 5
    • Agree Agree x 1
  9. Havit

    Havit Admin
    Staff Member Subscriber

    Jul 17, 2015
    9,657
    1,000
    Kent
    #11769 Havit, Apr 28, 2019
    Im a bit behind ....sorry . but im not the first and wont be the last :p
     
    • Agree Agree x 3
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Like Like x 1
  10. Dave C

    Dave C Elite Member

    Dec 22, 2017
    1,831
    800
    North Dorset
    #11770 Dave C, Apr 28, 2019
    Lol, was only teasing mate :blush:
     
    • Like Like x 3
  11. David Cooper

    David Cooper Triumph Rocketeer.
    Subscriber

    Jun 23, 2018
    25,505
    1,000
    The Land of the Prince Bishops.
    #11771 David Cooper, Apr 28, 2019
    ,

    58381672_10218596653168963_4379998818008039424_n.jpg
     
    • Funny Funny x 7
  12. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

    Jan 10, 2016
    4,082
    1,000
    Shaw
    #11772 andypandy, Apr 28, 2019
    W A R N I N G
    Before you view this video you may like to place a bucket by your side.

     
    • Funny Funny x 9
    • WTF WTF x 3
  13. Yorkshireman

    Yorkshireman Crème de la Crème

    Dec 12, 2015
    3,399
    1,000
    Barnsley
    #11773 Yorkshireman, Apr 28, 2019
    I was expecting a bowel evacuation but there wasn't enough weight to justify such a dramatic exertion, still spat me feckin wine all over the cream carpet.
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
  14. DCS222

    DCS222 Guest

    #11774 DCS222, Apr 28, 2019
    I would have been after the fecker with the weights bar to re-educate about personal space...
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
  15. Vulpes

    Vulpes Confused Member

    Mar 14, 2018
    17,987
    1,000
    Netherlands
    #11775 Vulpes, Apr 29, 2019
    [​IMG]
     
    • Agree Agree x 7
    • Like Like x 4
    • Funny Funny x 1
  16. Vulpes

    Vulpes Confused Member

    Mar 14, 2018
    17,987
    1,000
    Netherlands
    #11776 Vulpes, Apr 29, 2019
    [​IMG]
     
    • Funny Funny x 8
  17. Vulpes

    Vulpes Confused Member

    Mar 14, 2018
    17,987
    1,000
    Netherlands
    #11777 Vulpes, Apr 29, 2019
    [​IMG]
     
    • Funny Funny x 10
  18. Vulpes

    Vulpes Confused Member

    Mar 14, 2018
    17,987
    1,000
    Netherlands
    #11778 Vulpes, Apr 29, 2019
    [​IMG]
     
    • Agree Agree x 7
    • Like Like x 5
    • Funny Funny x 1
  19. David Cooper

    David Cooper Triumph Rocketeer.
    Subscriber

    Jun 23, 2018
    25,505
    1,000
    The Land of the Prince Bishops.
    #11779 David Cooper, Apr 29, 2019
    ,

    3770022.jpg
     
    • Funny Funny x 13
  20. David Cooper

    David Cooper Triumph Rocketeer.
    Subscriber

    Jun 23, 2018
    25,505
    1,000
    The Land of the Prince Bishops.
    #11780 David Cooper, Apr 29, 2019
    .

    17063.jpg
     
    • Funny Funny x 6
    • Like Like x 1
Page 589 of 1873
Loading...
Similar Threads - made laugh
  1. QuadumphUK

    Nothing To Do With Triumph But Made Me Laugh

    QuadumphUK, Oct 5, 2022, in forum: Triumph General Discussion
    Replies:
    2
    Views:
    2,473
    Flanders
    Oct 15, 2022
  2. joe mc donald

    This Made Me Laugh Out Loud

    joe mc donald, Jun 20, 2021, in forum: Triumph General Discussion
    Replies:
    9
    Views:
    4,662
    xorbe
    Nov 4, 2022
  3. MONTYWALES

    Speedmaster Made A Battery Cover

    MONTYWALES, Jul 4, 2024, in forum: America, Speedmaster & Rocket
    Replies:
    12
    Views:
    1,572
    MONTYWALES
    Jul 31, 2024
  4. Iceman

    Tt History Made Today

    Iceman, Jun 5, 2024, in forum: Forum News
    Replies:
    19
    Views:
    2,513
    Iceman
    Jul 17, 2024
  5. DeepBlue

    Tiger Sport What 660 Mods Have You Made?

    DeepBlue, Aug 18, 2022, in forum: Tiger / Explorer
    Replies:
    6
    Views:
    4,509
    SpeedTwin1200
    Oct 21, 2022

Share This Page

Sign up