This made me laugh

Its a new advertising campaign 'Redbull Gives You Giant Boobies '

 

Paddy and his missus are lying in bed listening to
the next door neighbour's' dog barking. It had been barking for
hours and hours.
Suddenly Paddy jumps up out of bed and says "I've had
enough of this".
He goes downstairs.
Paddy finally comes back up to bed and his wife says,
"The dog is still barking. What have you been doing?"
Paddy says "I've put the dog in our yard . Fookin'
see how THEY like it !"

 

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A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”

DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”

Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”

DJ: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

Caller: “Goan fuck yourself!”

The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:

DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”

DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”

Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”

DJ: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

Caller: “Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!”?

 

Is this a new type of vending machine?

 

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