This made me laugh

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is it against the law for her then?

 

Whos balls are those nailed to the wall behind her, Jeremy Corbyn's?

 

Naaah. His are blue, surely? (not a red through and through, maybe...)

 

Think this is referring to the picture that has emerged of her drinking a canned mojito on a TfL train (which is against the law)

 

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It's only illegal if you are a pleb.

 

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WTF

 

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Hand me that bottle.

 

On reflection, someone would need a very thick pair of beer goggles before any of them seemed attractive...

Edit: or if you did happen to wake one morning and find you were married to one of these delightful ladies, the prospect of alcoholism and/or volunteering to join Shackleton on his next hair brain expedition to the Antarctic (and getting stranded for years) seems like your only possible recourse...

Edit of the Edit: I have inadvertently stumbled on the reason why Earnest Shackleton spent so much time trying to kill himself (and others) doing crazy ‘dares’ across the Antarctic - first with Scott, before graduating to lead his own band of muppets on several rather stunning cockups...

Sorry I digress...

This is Lady Shackleton.



I rather think this proves my point, and explains why Shackleton was happier away (a long way) from home....

 

This is at a lodge I am staying at over the weekend. Kinda solves one problem with drinking and driving, where to put the booze

 

Do you drive it lying down?

 

Why would you?