This made me laugh

Especially for you then...

 

How do you bloody stop it on your favourite?

 

I would imagine that there’s a few wives out there that might (secretly) like a go on her too...

 

Well, MY husband doesn't see the attraction ...........

 

Should have gone to Specsavers...

 

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How did you like your stay at the nudist camp?
" The first three days were the hardest"

If you drink don't park Accidents cause people.

She does not get PMS. She is hormonally homicidal.

She is not a bad driver. She is automotively challenged.

She is not easy. She is horizontally accessible.

Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. Because they don't have time.

Signs:-
Silencer shop, No appointment necessary we hear you coming.

Hotel, Help we need INNexperienced people.

Vets waiting room, Back in 5 minutes "SIT! STAY!"

Undertakers window, Drive carefully we'll wait.

Bowling alley, Quiet please we need to hear a pin drop,

 

Found an old box of Xmas crackers?

 

Some bikers!!

 

I just realised, (after about 20 minutes) its all the same girl.
A remarkable talent. God bless America

 

My God, so it is! Well spotted! I’ve been watching that, totally mesmerised, since it was first posted and hadn’t noticed.

 

......who's obsessed with jiggling her boobs

 

When you can't afford a bike.

 

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Also note the license plate...