This made me laugh

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> When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him
> and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.

> "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.

> Jane explained to him what sex was.

> Tarzan said, "Oh ....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

> Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show
> you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing, and lay down on
> the ground. "Here," she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put
> it in here."

> Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood,
> stepped closer to her, and kicked her in the crotch!

> Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
> Eventually, she managed to gasp for air, and screamed, "What did you
> do that for?!"

> Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."

 

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ULEZ

 

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That’s not Mohammad... but one of the extremists who subscribe to a warped and misguided interpretation of Islam..

Thought it best to clear that up before the forum gets flamed...

 

Well that exploded that myth.......................

 

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