This made me laugh

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    My budgie broke his leg today so i made him a little splint out of a couple of swan vesta matches...........when he tried to walk his little face lit up!
     
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    How do you make a cat like a dog?

    Cover it in petrol. Light it and it goes `wooof!`
     
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    A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why is your head so small?"

    He replies, "I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had sex with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody one wish, so I asked her to have sex with me. She said she would grant me anything but that, so I said, "Would a little head be out of the question?"
     
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    #1111 Havit, Oct 25, 2016
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    A little boy, wearing a big red firemans hat, was riding a toy fire engine down the street. The fire engine was being pulled by a beautiful Labrador Retriever. Unfortunately, the rope was tied around the dog's Balls, and as a consequence, the truck was going very slowly. A man walking down the street noticed how slowly the boy was being pulled and gently said to him, ''You know, son, that fire engine would go a lot faster if the rope was tied around your dog's neck.''

    The boy nodded in agreement and said, ''But then there wouldn't be a siren.''
     
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    we stopped off at that dealership when we did a road trip..and yes they sell a lot of Bandanas!
     
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    Must admit, I always fancied a Buell, but that's as far as I've ever got to owning any Hardly Dangerous products.
     
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    Listen to this.

    Follow link and click on the deer sign and turn up the sound !!!!

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    Facebook required - I think !
     
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    I managed to view without logging on to Farcebook .
    Some people are just plain stupid :(:( !!!
    (she's right tho, I personally think them hump backed bridges shouldn't be on the road , or them low flying planes - lol )
     
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    Nah! No ones that daft. (but there is a bat tunnel paid for by the EU under the A477 just outside Pembroke Dock !)
     
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    Reminds me of this that was doing the rounds a while back it's amazing how many people actually thought it was true
     
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    #1119 H.O., Oct 27, 2016
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    Laughed my arse off at that!
     
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