This made me laugh

Excellent ! Laugh out loud funny.

 

So true.....

 

We can build it from scratch.. Just need some patience and materials...

 

I thought I had the perfect joke for you. Something along the lines of rebuilding using Lego bricks, but unfortunately my witty response won’t work for a Netherlander. You wouldn’t consider moving to Denmark to help me out?

Thankfully I did my research before discovering lego wasn’t made in the Netherlands and it didn’t seem appropriate to suggest you could rebuild it from cheese, tulips and cloggs...

 

A man and a woman who had never met find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,……….
“Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.”
“Wow! That’s a great idea!”, he exclaimed.
“Good”, she replied. “Get your own fucking blanket.”
After a moment of silence.....he farted.

 

My mates invited me for a ride around the coast roads, but because I’m going away this week for wirk I said I should spend some time at home.
I get up this morning and Mrs says you can tie me up and do anything I hope she’s not too annoyed we stayed here overnight.

 

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