This made me laugh

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Woman in a burka turned up and knocked at our front door yesterday.

So I spoke to her through the letterbox. See how she likes it......

 

https://www.facebook.com/NatureIsMe...5912794159711/475417462991100/?type=2&theater

 

Did you hear about the guy who was shot with a starters pistol?

Police think it is race-related.

 

There was a young man from Devizes, who's ear's were different sizes, one was small, not interesting at all, the other was large and won prizes,

 

There was a young lad from North Walsham who took out his bollocks to wash 'em.
His mother said Jack if you don't put 'em back I'll stand on the buggers and squash 'em

 

Said the Duchess when once having tea,
"Dear Sir, do you fart when you pee?"
I retorted with wit "Do you belch when you shit?"
(and I think that was one nil to me....)

 

There was a young woman from Lieth
Who circumsisde men with her teeth
It wasnt foo leasure, or sexual pleasure
But to get to the cheese underneath

 

There once was a man called Dave,
Who dug up a prostitutes grave,
She was mouldy as s**t,
And missing a t!t,
But look at the money he saved!

 

There was a young girl named Sapphire,
who succumbed to her lover’s desire,
she said “It’s a sin,
but now that it’s in,
could you shove it a few inches higher?”

 

The more I see this whiny girls face the more I wish she would cover it the feck up.