This made me laugh

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  1. Sprinter

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    Colin and Christian were two happy prawns living on the ocean bed, on seeing a shark swim above them one day Colin said he'd always wished he was a shark, Christian said "well go see the magic cod, he could help you" so, Colin left his friend and went in search of the magic cod, when he found him Colin explained his wish to be a shark, "are you sure" said the cod, "yes, definitely" said Colin, so, with a blinding flash of light Colin was a huge shark, he thanked the cod and swam off, well, months passed and Colin started to regret his decision, no one spoke to him and he was missing his friend, he was very sad, so, he decided to seek out the cod and get the spell reversed, it took him weeks of searching but he eventually found him and asked to turned back, the cod asked if he was sure as he could only use the spell on him twice, "oh yes, definitely" said Colin, a big flash and he was his old self again and rushed off to his friends house, on arrival he knocked on the door and said "it's your old friend, I'm back" the reply from inside said "no, it's a trick, you just want me to come out so you can eat me" then Colin said " no, I found cod, I'm a prawn again Christian " :joy:
     
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  4. Havit

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    While riding my motorbike, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

    Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

    As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die for...

    "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

    She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

    "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

    "Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

    Well, she was pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

    We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

    "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

    "Still in the ditch with the motorbike, I guess."
     
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