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I'd love to try a rotary phone on my daughter. Fairly sure she's never seen one (she's 21).

 

Certain people have been making very hurtful remarks about me choosing to wear motorbike mittens rather than gloves But I don't like to point fingers.

 

Working out last night I'm knackered

 

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Wife says to Hubbie "does this dress make my arse look big?!" ...... hubbie says "no, its your arse that does that !"

 

….all the chocolate you eat does that all by itself!

 

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